A summer without sequels? Dream with me …
I know, I know, there are two possibly perfectly good movies opening that weekend, “3:10 to Yuma” and “Shoot ‘Em Up,” and I do mean to see them both.
But with “sequel summer” finally behind us, I’d love nothing more than to speculate about what it might be like next year when, incredibly, there’s only really big summer movie with a number in its title, and that one - Indy 4 - should just rock.
Here, as far as I can tell, is a week-by-week breakdown of the big dogs for summer 2008.
“Iron Man” and “Made of Honor” - Summer, of course, actually starts in Spring, and should get off to a great start with a new superhero flick from Jon Favreau starring Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow and Terrence Howard (huzzah!). The latter is some kind of romantic comedy starring Patrick Dempsey. Look for them May 2. Advantage “Iron Man.”
“Speed Racer” and “The Day the Earth Still” - I find it very hard to believe that the Wachowskis’ take on the TV cartoon starring Emile Hirsch and Scott Derrickson’s remake of the 1960’s sci-fi classic starring Keanu Reeves will open on the same day, but right now they’re both set for May 9. They both kind of produce me say meh, frankly, but advantage “Speed Racer.”
“Indy 4″ “and “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” - I guess you can shout both of these sequels, but they don’t really feel that way. It seems like 100 years since we’ve seen an “Indy” movie, and I’m certainly ready for more. And I at least loved the look of “The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe,” so I say bring “Prince Caspian” on too. Right now, these are scheduled to clash May 22. Advantage Indy.
“Starship Dave” - A funny Eddie Murphy comedy? I’m skeptical, but right now that has the May 30 slot all to itself.
“Kung Fu Panda” and “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan” Sheesh. Are pandas set to be the new penguins? I’d bet on it, unfortunately. And I once played a game of pool with Adam Sandler at Kitty O’Shea’s bar in D.C. before he played a show at Catholic University. He was a nice guy, but I haven’t seen any of his movies since “Punch-Drunk Love.” These do battle June 6. Advantage Sandler, by a nose.
“The Incredible Hulk” and “The Happening” - I seem to be one of about five humans who actually liked Ang Lee’s Hulk, but the reimagining starring Edward Norton looks fairly intriguing too. And no one deserves or needs a winner more than M. Night, so he’s at least got me cheering for him when these open June 13. Advantage M. Night and Markie Mark.
“The Love Guru” and “Get Smart” - Two rather tired looking comedies opening June 20. Mike Myers seems to be very selective in his movie parts, so I guess there’s some outside chance “The Love Guru” won’t just suck, but I seriously doubt it. I’m more likely to see “Get Smart” with Steve
“Wall-E” and “What Stays in Vegas …” - Even whether the first half-hour or so contains no dialogue, “Wall-E,” Pixar’s next flick about the space-travelling adventures of the titular robot, should just rock. And I have nothing at all to say about the latter flick. They clash June 27. Advantage Pixar.
“Hancock” - Surely there will be more comers, but right now the July 4 frame belongs solely to that very promising Peter Berg flick. Will Smith (heard of him?) plays a hard-living superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public. In the flick, he enters into a questionable relationship with the wife (Charlize Theron) of the public relations professional (Jason Bateman, huzzah!) who’s trying to repair his image. I’m betting that will be a real winner.
“Tropic Thunder” - that Ben Stiller flick is about a bunch of movie soldiers who, through wacky circumstances of course, are forced to go into battle for real. With Steve Coogan, Jack Black, Bill Hader, Robert Downey Jr. and Jay Baruchel (but not Owen Wilson, unfortunately) that one might just have the best cast of the summer. Look for it July 11.
“The Dark Knight” - that and Indy 4 should be the biggest dogs at the box office, and why not? Though the action sequences in “Batman Begins” showed Christopher Nolan needs some work in that station, it was the only fault I could find with the flick, so that next installment should be amazing. Look for it July 18.
“Stepbrothers” - Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly back together again. Knock Ferrell whether you want to, but I nearly always find his movies to be very funny, and I’ll watch Mr. Reilly in just about anything. that opens July 25.
And, though they’re not scheduled yet as far as I can tell, it wouldn’t be summer without two more movies from the Apatow Mafia. Apparently all the “Freaks” get to write their own movie in that club, so Jason Segel steps up next with the rather unfortunately titled “Forgetting Sarah Marshall.” Fortunately, the titular Ms. Marshall is being played by Veronica Mars, so I don’t see any way that could suck too much.
The second is “Pineapple Express,” another flick written by the team of Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg and directed by David Gordon Green. that one is about (shock!) a slacker pothead (Rogen, of course) and his pot dealer (fellow “Freak” James Franco) who have to go on the run after witnessing a cop commit a murder. Familiar, yes, but I’m still betting on very funny. And Rosie Perez is somehow in that one too. Welcome back.
And surely there will be many more, but those are the big titles I could find, and that was a lot longer post than I ever intended for a Saturday . Please feel free to add any I might have missed. Peace out.
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