The verdict: When Harry met Sally and Hallucinated and Sally went Bananas and Tried to Kill Harry

The craziness: Piano wire, nightmarish hallucinations, dismemberment, decapitation, needles where they shouldn’t be and a dead puppy.

The rating: 5/10

Folks, I have to say, that box of Asian DVDs is suddenly throwing out some pretty extreme stuff, and there’s only one man to blame: Takashi Miike. I had previously said Ichi the Killer was now the second most extreme movie of my brief viewing career. Well, I spoke to soon, considering Audition is a new entry in my all-time-crazy-extreme top five, and it’s plus directed by Mr. Miike. All I can say is, his parents must be proud.

This dark, nightmarish tale of two perspectives is like a David Lynch-inspired poor trip. There are similar themes in here to Ichi, with childhood traumas triggering violent adult behaviour, and pain being inflicted in copious amounts, but ‘Audition’ is a very different prospect to the comic-book style ultra-violence of Ichi.

For the first hour, things move along at a pace so pedestrian, you wonder why it’s considered a horror movie in the first place. Aoyama’s (Ryo Ishibashi) wife has passed away seven years ago, and a passing remark from his teenage son prompts the lonely old middle-aged codger to get back on the wagon and start dating again.

When Aoyama discusses that prospect with a movie producer friend Yoshikawa (Jun Kunimura) the buddy thinks it would be a good notion to advertise a non-existent female role in a movie, and use the audition to choose a girl for Aoyama to go out with…

So, that is not a decision loaded with moral fibre, but whether it means he doesn’t have to go speed-dating or a traffic light ball thereupon it’s a winner, right? Well, Takashi Miike doesn’t manufacture things quite so clear cut.

When Aoyama sees Asami’s application for the part, he instantly falls for her, and even though the letter accompanying her picture makes her sound like a dangerous

serial killer, and her references don’t check out, he decides to period her. You sense that things might not go well for that guy, and, well, not to spoil things at all, you’d be right. As I mentioned, for the first hour, the proceedings plod along, until the couple decide to go away for a weekend, and suddenly it’s ‘Twin Peaks’, drunk and in a contrary mood.

I have just watched Audition, and have not yet slept, but I will bet money that the final scenes are going to give me nightmares. Quentin Tarantino caused a global scandal by not even showing an ear getting chopped in a torture scene, and thereupon we have this. Let’s just say these scenes are in the same ballpark, but whether you thought Reservoir Dogs was shocking, soon after Audition definitely won’t be for you.

So the violence will probably shock most, but the hallucinatory dream sequences leave us in some doubt as to whether Aoyama’s actions were as pure as we were lead to believe in the first hour. However, the punishment meted out to him in the last fifteen minutes is, well, a little excessive I reckon.

If you’re looking to interpret proceedings, Miike is perhaps extolling the virtues of telling the truth, looking after kids in case they grow up as violent killers, and only dating girls whose references check out. However, I found that movie to be too slow at first, soon after too weird, thereupon too violent. Where Ichi the Killer was fun, in a strange way, that wasn’t half as enjoyable.

Recommended for fans of Manga and David Lynch, that won’t be suitable for most, and for that reason it does not get a PCMR recommendation. whether you’re collecting extreme movie experiences, next you might possibly be drawn to watch Audition for sheer curiosity value. However, whether you want to get a little more enjoyment from your ultra-extreme movies, I’d propose you partake in something else, like ‘Oldboy’, or ‘Ichi the Killer’.

Original post by PaddyC