Although she can only say she “considers” herself British, Naomi Watts has joined the faraway list of British stars who seem to have been guaranteed a role in the “Harry Potter” movies.

Naomi, who is apparently about to give birth to a child conceived with actor/partner Leiv Schreiber, will step in to the role of Narcissa Malfoy, mother of that dreadful little Draco. Now, I’m only on about page 109 of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince,” so please don’t spoil anything for me, but I would think that would give her the chance to have some real fun vamping it up with Bellatrix Lestrange, brought to vivid life in “Order of the Phoenix” by Helena Bonham Carter.

In other “Half-Blood Prince” casting news which may be of more interest to the ladies, Joseph Fiennes (yes, the brother of Ralph, a k a He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named), has additionally joined the cast in some capacity.

I have more than 1,000 pages of Potter to read by sometime before “Half-Blood Prince” comes out in theaters, so I’ll have Harry on the brain for a while now (because I’m a slow reader even whether I didn’t have that pesky job to occupy my duration.) For those of you who have already finished “Deathly Hallows,” please be kind and don’t give away the end of Harry’s saga!

‘Southland Tales’ finally coming out?

Since Richard Kelly’s new movie originally debuted to disastrous results at Cannes more than a year ago, I’m still skeptical that it will ever really come out, even with that news.

It seems that “Southland Tales,” Kelly’s apocalyptic tale about Los Angeles starring The Rock and Buffy as some kind of porn/reality tv star (no, I’m not making that up), has finally been given a release date of Nov. 9 by Samuel Goldwyn Films. Given the star ability (Mandy Moore and Justin Timberlake are somehow in that too), it may even reach far ample to play in my little corner of the world.

Though that has “danger” written all by it in bright neon letters, I have nothing but mad love for Kelly’s “Donnie Darko,” so I’ll definitely take a chance on that one, whether I ever really get to.

Dardenne brothers get boost

I count their “L’Enfant” easily among my favorite movies, so any news about the Dardenne bros. (Pierre and Luc) is good to me.

They’ve apparently just been handed 360,000 euros (about $500,000) by something called Eurimages to work on their next flick, the French-Belgian pic “Le Silence de Lorna.” The movie centers on an arranged marriage of an illegal immigrant from Albania to a drug addict, and it stars “L’Enfant” headliner Jeremie Renier. Sounds like precisely my (and their) kind of flick, so I’ll definitely be keeping my eyes on that one.

Two delightful time-wasters

Ever wondered what a week in the life of Alfonso Cuaron would be like? He makes it all sound remarkable mundane when he describes it to London’s Telegraph, but it does involve jetting around Italy with Terry Gilliam to scout movie locations. I guess boring is in the eye of the beholder.

In case you need any more incentive to read that, it contains the following phrase: It is amazing how fast your testicles can go up and down. visit here and enjoy.

Another fun time-waster is that supposed list of the 50 funniest movies of all duration compiled by London’s Observer (via the Guardian.) I won’t spoil it for you any further than that: There is

no way “Life of Brian” should be at No. 1, even though it is a very funny movie (which I first watched, notably decent, at an Episcopal youth group gathering.) I can’t seem to find my list of the 10 I laugh loudest at, but I do know I had Stephen Frears’ “The Snapper,” based on the great little novel by Roddy Doyle, at No. 1. Anyways, go here to see what they picked, and feel free to grouse about it.

Two TV tidbits

I used to like Michael Rapaport quite a bit, I promise, but his starring role for two years on Fox’s “The War at Home” just wiped all that goodwill away. I guess starring on simply the most excremental TV show in history will tend to do that.

Now comes word that he’s sticking around TV to tarnish one of the few sitcoms I actually tune in to, NBC’s “My Name is Earl.” With Earl (Jason Lee) starting the upcoming season in jail, it seems Mr. Rapaport will be have a recurring role as one of his cellmates.

I’m a firm believer in second (and more) chances, but Mr. Rapaport has a lot of work to do to win me back. Here’s hoping that is a good start.

In possibly much better news, it seems that the Henson folks are hard at work on the pilot for a new version of “The Muppet Show.” Just typing that makes me smile. Paul McCartney is the guest host for the analysis episode of what I can only hope will be many more. Read more about it in TV Guide here.

Two intriguing (well, one anyway) posters

Whew. lengthy post today, but since I’ve taken three out of the last four days off, there’s a lot out there, including these two posters courtesy of Comingsoon.net.

First comes Jerry Seinfeld’s “Bee Movie,” which I frankly can’t say I’m too excited about. He just looks so damn smug, even with his bee face, in the trailers I’ve seen and in that poster. There’s a strong chance I’m wrong and that will be somehow be good, and hearing but not seeing Renee Zellweger is a solid step in the right direction, but I’m still really skeptical.

Next, for a movie I’m much more excited about, comes “3:10 to Yuma,” set to come out Sept. 7 with Christian Bale and Russell Crowe in the leads. Based on a short story by Elmore Leonard (huzzah!), it’s about an infamous outlaw (Crowe) and the struggling Civil War veteran (Bale) who volunteers to deliver him to the “3:10 to Yuma” train so he can stand trial for murder. There’s few things in life I like more than a good Western (and I’m watching “Deadwood,” which certainly qualifies, now), so to that one I can only say bring it on.

And finally, a sublime trailer

Originally we were on some kind of spiritual journey, but that didn’t really work out.

I have extremely high hopes for Wes Anderson’s “The Darjeeling Limited,” and the look and feel of that trailer only have me more excited. The colors alone mark it as an Anderson movie, and the snippets of dialogue we get from brothers Adrien Brody, Jason Schwartzman and, of course, Owen Wilson show that Anderson seems to be back on top of his game (after the rather disastrous “Steve Zissou.) Enjoy, and have an entirely bearable Wednesday. Peace out.

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