It gives me an odd feeling to say I’m probably just too old for the giddy gunplay of a movie like “Wanted” but more than ready to go ga-ga for an animated flick about a robot in love, but that’s how the movie weekend is shaping up here.

Now, don’t get me wrong: I love stylish violence as much as the next dude. And I don’t even usually mind it when reality isn’t anywhere to be found.

Easily one of my favorite movies from last summer was “Shoot ‘Em Up,” which delivered precisely what the title promises. Paul Giamatti was extremely funny and Clive Owen was as cool as Monica Bellucci was hot in that bullet ballet that played out like a cartoon and was apparently seen by only me and about 57 or so other citizens. whether you’re among the masses who missed it and aren’t offended by a flick so off-kilter that one of the main gags is about a baby being in an nearly constant state of peril, rent that one today and just give in to it.

So, why thereupon can’t I get too amped for “Wanted”? One reason, and I confess it might just be a foolish one. In the trailer, which I’m certain everyone’s seen more than once by now, James McAvoy appears to fire a bullet straight at Angelina Jolie’s head, but manages to put sufficient “topspin” on it that it curves around her at the last second. Like I said, I guess I’m just too old, but whether I can’t buy that bit of baloney I don’t think I’ll have too much fun chomping down on the whole thing.

Besides, and not unexpectedly, the deck is just stacked in favor of “Wall-E” that weekend. Pixar’s new creation will open in 3,992 theaters, to only 3,175 for “Wanted.” that doesn’t factor in that “Wall-E” will prolly be shown at least 15 times a day in each of those theaters, to no more than possibly half that total for “Wanted.” folks who get paid to do box-office projections don’t expect “Wall-E” to reach the $70 million openings enjoyed by both “Finding Nemo” and “The Incredibles,” but I’m betting the little guy will be closer to or better than $80 million.

But can “Wall-E” really be as good as the rather unbelievable and universal love from critics would have us believe? I want to be at least a little bit skeptical, but given how hard I fell for “Ratatouille” I’m fairly undoubtful I won’t be disappointed. In the Macon Telegraph, we most often run Roger Moore of the Orlando Sun-Sentinel for two reasons: 1. He turns in his reviews earlier than anyone else and 2. I get to pick the reviews and I think he’s just about the closest thing to the people’s critic working now. Here’s a sample of what he had to say about “Wall-E”:

The late, great Stanley Kubrick (”2001:A Space Odyssey”) used to say that whether you can turn off the sound and still follow the story, you’ve made a film, but whether you black out the picture and can still follow the story with only the sound, you haven’t. “WALL-E,” a savvy sci-fi Pixar comedy, has nearly no dialogue. But with images and sound effects alone, it touches, it teaches and it tickles. It’s the best Pixar film since “Finding Nemo.”

I’m trying hard to keep my already sky-high hopes in check, but I guarantee you my mind will be on “Wall-E” all day while I’m supposed to be working. And whether I’m somehow just dead wrong about “Wanted,” please feel free to let me know.

Hollywood’s next war will be … in Greece?

And since escapist wonders like “300″ manufacture more money than any of the flicks about the actual war going around us now, I suppose it makes perfect sense.

First, Relativity Media bought a script for something called “War of Gods,” to be directed by visionary Tarsem Singh (and before you even accuse me of throwing around the visionary label too easily, at least go see Tarsem’s “The Fall,” easily one of my favorite movies of that year so far and just a real feat of storytelling.)

Now, only one day later, Warner Bros. has signed “The Incredible Hulk” director Louis Leterrier to direct a Lawrence Kasdan-scripted remake of “Clash of the Titans.” I’m as sick as anyone of the need to remake just about everything in sight, so shout me none too excited about that one.

So now, of course, the race is on to see who’s able to pump out their epic first. In “War of Gods,” the warrior prince Theseus leads his men into battle against evil that will see the gods fighting with soldiers against demons and titans (man will it be cool to see what Tarsem can do with all that!) And in “Clash of the Titans,” as many will remember, Perseus, the son of Zeus, must overcome a series of obstacles to save his beloved Princess Andromeda.

So, it looks like we really might not have to wait for five years for Tarsem to produce another movie, and I can only say huzzah to that.

No Emmy love for “Battlestar Galactica”? Color me not surprised

I’m finished railing against the maddening taste of Emmy voters, so I’ll simply share the list of 10 semi-finalists in the comedy and drama categories.

COMEDY
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Entourage
Family Guy
Flight of the Conchords
The Office
Pushing Daisies
30 Rock
Two and a Half Men
Ugly Betty
Weeds

Only two brief thoughts about that: How in the world can you include the scattershot-at-best “Family Guy” (which I do still watch) but not the still-brilliant “South Park”? And second, a hearty huzzah for the inclusion of “Pushing Daisies.” Don’t be too surprised whether that imaginative show somehow pulls an upset and wins the whole shebang.

DRAMA
Boston Legal
Damages
Dexter
Friday Night Lights
Grey’s Anatomy
House
Lost
Mad Men
The Tudors
The Wire

Go, go, go “Friday Night Lights” and “Mad Men”! The inclusion of “The Wire” on that list is bittersweet at best, since it comes only after that show has ended its five-season run (and with a series finale that just wrapped up way too neatly by “Wire” standards!) Since that’s the pattern, I guess we can expect to see “Battlestar Galactica” manufacture the semi-finalist cut next year only after it has ended its run on Sci-Fi.

And in one great programming note, CBS has announced we should tune in at 8:30 p.m. Sept. 22 to see whether Stella says yes to Ted’s marriage proposal on “How I Met Your Mother.” No matter what she says, here’s hoping we get to see a LOT more of Sarah Chalke on season four that fall!

A full gallery of “Dark Knight” shots

OK, I know that is more than a little distant today, but could I really stop before guiding folks to the full press kit of photos for “The Dark Knight”? Go ahead and spend at least a little of your workday moment perusing the full gallery supplied by Comingsoon.net here.

And, finally, a clip from “X-Files”

From what I’ve seen so far, Billy Connolly seems to have at least as big a role in Chris Carter’s upcoming “X-Files: I Want To Believe” as either Mulder or Scully, but I’m still nothing but excited to see what he’s come up with when that finally drops a week after “The Dark Knight.” Enjoy that new clip and go see “Wall-E” that weekend. Peace out.

Original post by Reel Fanatic