So, Million Dollar Baby was on TV the other night, and I figured I’d give it a go, being as it had won a few Oscars and all.

Man, are you fucking shitting me?! What a lame-ass piece of fluff! I mean, come on, public: that is a Tuesday-afternoon disease-of-the-week picture with a bigger budget. It’s just So-whats-ville on a major scale.

Let’s just tally up those Oscar wins. Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actress, and Best Supporting Actor. Give me a fucking break. Okay, Freeman was fine, but he was precisely the same as Red in Shawshank. Swank

was okay in the tragic-heroine role. The direction was all right, I guess. The picture? Ha! Put it that way, I should have checked who wrote it before bothering. That Paul Haggis is a fucking hack! that and Crash; I know I’m gonna regret that Valley of Elah thing… Finding Neverland lost to that? Wow…

One good thing: Clint was very good in places, and quite excellent towards the very end. But even that’s not abundant for me to recommend it. that one gets 41 out of 100.

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