It’s days like that that, even though I would still love to get paid to simply watch movies, I have to give thanks that that dream has yet to materialize.

As a service to movie-renters everywhere, Rotten Tomatoes has released a list of the 25 best-reviewed movies from the first half of 2007, and much more importantly, the 10 worst-reviewed.

It’s little surprise to me that Brad Bird’s simply sublime “Ratatouille” ends up at No. 1, but there were some others that caught me off guard. I had no view that “Hot Fuzz,” which seems to me an acquired taste at best (though definitely one for me), and David Fincher’s great “Zodiac,” with all the griping about its length, both managed to work their way into the Top 10. As an aside, two movies I recently had the satisfaction of watching on an airplane, “Breach” and the simply charming “Starter for 10,” additionally made the Top 25.

As for the Bottom 10, I had three thoughts. First, thank God I haven’t had the misfortune of seeing any of these! Second, how in the world does poor Lauren Graham end up starring in the worst-reviewed movie (so far) of the year? (and is it really that much worse than “Norbit”?) And third, that I guess we should be thankful that even the worst movie of the year (so far) still managed to get 17.7 percent good reviews.

Anyways, I just love lists, so here are the Top 25 and Worst 10, followed by their percentages of good reviews. Please feel free to sound off on any that you think got particularly dissed or received too much love.

Best-Reviewed Movies

1. “Ratatouille” - 85.9
2. “Away From Her” - 84
3. “Once” - 83.2
4. “Knocked Up” - 83
5. “Hot Fuzz” 82.1
6. “Sicko” - 81.7
7. “The Host” - 81.6
8. “Zodiac” - 80.8
9. “Waitress” - 79.1
10. “The Lookout” - 78.5
11. “The Wind that Shakes the Barley” - 77
12. “The Italian” - 76.7
13. “The Hoax” - 76.4
14. “Red Road” - 76.3
15. “Breach” - 75.9
16. “Bridge to Terabithia” - 75.7
17. “The Namesake” - 75.7
18. “After the Wedding” - 75.2
19. “Grindhouse” - 75.2
20. “An Unreasonable Man” - 75.1
21. “God Grew Tired of Us” - 74.9
22. “Starter for 10″ - 73.9
23. “Into Great Silence” - 73.7
24. “Live Free or Die Hard” - 73.4
25. “Paris Je T’aime” - 73.4

Worst-Reviewed Movies

1. “Because I Said So” - 17.7
2. “The Number 23″ - 18.6
3. “Premonition” - 19.9
4. “The Reaping” - 21
5. “Norbit” - 22.9
6. “Perfect Stranger” - 23.1
7. “Happily N’Ever After” - 25.1
8. “Are We Done Yet? ” - 25.2
9. “Code Name: The Cleaner” - 25.8
10. “Hannibal Rising” - 27

Maybe you can quit that day job after all …

If it weren’t for Rotten Tomatoes, that nearly certainly would have been my lead item of the day.

Sadly, it seems that even seemingly bionic Shinichi “Sonny” Chiba is susceptible to aging, and at 68 has

announced his retirement from action films. On the upside, whether you’ve ever wanted to learn how to kick royal ass, here’s your golden opportunity.

It seems the great Mr. Chiba, unwilling to let his tremendous talents just follow him to the grave, will open his own action-acting school in Japan.

So, what drove the seemingly inexhaustible Mr. Chiba to his limit? He said it came while filming a period drama for pubcaster NHK in July. mandatory to wear a heavy suit of armor for his role of warlord Itagaki Nobukata, Chiba suffered an asthma attack. “Itagaki died (in the drama) — now I want to bury ‘Shinichi Chiba’ as well,” he told reporters.

Next month he will start taking applications for a Japanese branch of his LA-based acting school, Thousand Leaves Hollywood. He plus plans to join with Hong Kong action legend Jackie Chan to launch schools for future action stars in Beijing and Shanghai.

Sounds like they’re launching their own little army, which, given the state our world is in today, can only be a good thing. In my overactive mind at least, sign me up!

Welcome back, Ms. Polley

Even whether she directs and stars in movies that are simply too good to ever play in my little corner of the world, I’m always happy when I construct out that my favorite Canuck, Sarah Polley, is getting back to acting.

For her latest return, she’s set to star with Jared Leto in “Mr. Nobody,” a romantic drama from writer-director Jaco Van Dormael that sounds like quite the mind trip.

Set in the not-so-distant future, the story chases Nemo Nobody (Leto) who, at 120 years old, is the last mortal surrounded by happy immortals as he relives his real and imaginary years of marriage.

This sounds like it will straddle that fine line amidst interesting and terrible, and for Sarah’s, sake I’m pulling for the latter.

Two nuggets of YouTube goodness

This first clip has been making the rounds for a few days now, but I still couldn’t pass it up. Not only do you get a glimpse of Cate Blanchett as Bob Dylan in Todd Haynes’ upcoming “I’m Not There,” but you additionally get David Cross (huzzah!) as Allen Ginsberg. that flick is just gonna be incredible.

Next comes a trailer which, whether it weren’t for the rather remarkable cast, I’d be inclined to simply disregard. Called “The Good Night,” it features the great Martin Freeman of the UK “Office,” extremely funny man Simon Pegg and simply irresistible Penelope Cruz. The awfully hokey premise: Freeman is a very unhappy man who starts to have dreams about Ms. Cruz (as I’ve been known to do from duration to duration myself.) that being a movie, of course, she turns out to be an actual woman, they meet, and shazaam. Like I said, that could be truly terrible, but I just couldn’t pass up a cast that good. And now, I simply have to go vote, drop off my car to get its window fixed and soon after go to work. Peace out.

Original post by Reel Fanatic