Instead of using that space to announce my personal multiplex boycott (which will only last about a week and a half anyways), I’ve decided to keep things positive and future-oriented here today. Besides, the friggin Baltimore Orioles are 6-1, so what could really be so wrong with the world at that moment?

Now, two things you won’t see in my summer 2008 preview are any movies directed by Fred Durst (he actually has one coming out in July called “The Comebacks”) considering, well, he’s Fred Durst, or - despite its obvious primal charms - Anna Faris’ turn as a Playboy bunny in “House Bunny” on Aug. 22. (But, as you can clearly see, I have rather crassly included - in honor of both summer and, well, Anna Faris - a picture of her in character.)

Unfortunately, you plus won’t see any little comedies with the potential charms of a “Waitress” or “Little Miss Sunshine,” not considering I don’t want them but simply considering I couldn’t find them. whether you know of any I’m lost, please let me know. One more disclaimer: I’m really looking forward to “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” on April 18, but since that is about summer, I’ve restricted that preview to May to August.

And now, without any further hesitation, are 10 movies I surely won’t miss seeing that summer, in order of just how unreasonably geeked up for each I am (and in a few cases, the trailers too.)

10. Redbelt
If you’re gonna invent yet another movie about the world of underground fighting, do you really cast Tim Allen in one of the leads? Two things in that one’s favor, though: The truly great Chiwetel Ejiofor is the badass at the flick’s center, and it springs from the mind of David Mamet who, rarely decent, is apparently a purple belt in jujitsu himself. I certain hope that plays wide when it opens May 2 and kicks off Summer with a real bang. (The trailer is below.)

9. The Happening
No one is more in need of a winner than poor M. Night Shyamalan, and I, at least, am hoping he gets it with that one. Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel and the always-welcome John Leguizamo lead the cast in that “environmental thriller” which, as far as I can muster, is about some kind of force that leads humans to commit suicide. Man, do I hope that doesn’t just suck when it comes out June 19.

8. Hellboy II: The Golden Army
This one should be pretty fascinating, whether I indeed have my plot summary right. Instead of taking on Nazis, according to Mike Mignola, that day Ron Perlman, Selma Blair and the crew will be taking on some crazy version of the American Indian who - and can you really blame them? - have gotten their hands on a nuclear weapon or some other silliness and turned on the gringos. I can’t see myself really cheering against Indians, but man do I love me some Hellboy, so I’ll be there July 11. (The trailer is below.)

7. Iron Man
The more I see of that one the more I’m convinced that Robert Downey Jr. really does have the chops to play our hero May 2 and turn that one into a franchise. Director Jon Favreau has plans to

construct it at least a trilogy, and you can look for Downey just about everywhere that summer, turning up as Tony Stark again in “The Incredible Hulk” on June 19 and in black face for “Tropic Thunder” on July 11.

6. X-Files 2
Chris Carter said he has struggled to come up with a better title for that one, but I’ll be there no matter what it’s called July 25. The plot, of course, is pretty tightly under wraps, but I do know that - unlike the rather disastrous first X-Files flick - that one will spring nearly directly from one of the show’s late storylines (possibly about Scully’s offspring), so it should be great.

5. Pineapple Express
Anyone who knows me knows that I hold comedy in extremely high esteem, so you’ll find two in the big five, starting with that Camp Apatow offering starring former “Geeks” James Franco and Seth Rogen. Frankly, I can take or leave stoner comedies, but judging from the trailer below that one should definitely supply some serious laughs on August 8.

4. The Rocker
I had forgotten all about that one, but since it stars comedy god Rainn Wilson I’m certainly hoping its nearly as funny as it is certain to be simply foolish on Aug. 1. Wilson is Robert “Fish” Fishman, the devoted drummer who gets kicked out of the ’80s hair band Vesuvius. Twenty years later, he jumps at the chance to invent his comeback in A.D.D., the high school rock band fronted by his nephew. whether something in that doesn’t produce you laugh, I probably just can’t help you.

3. Wall-E
OK, it’s only the big guns from here on out. I don’t think Pixar’s latest offering will reach the lofty perch that “Ratatouille” holds in my heart, but here’s hoping anyway. I do know that it will be an odd offering, with a lot of none-too-subtle preaching about environmentalism and the dangers of Wal-Mart, plus an opening half-hour with no human dialogue at all. Find out whether it works or not June 27. (The trailer is below.)

2. “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”
It was a photo finish at the top, but in the end, I’m just not as excited about Harrison Ford’s return to his most famous role as I am about the flick that nabbed the top spot on that list. Now, mind you, I will, assuming there is one, turn out for a midnight show when that opens May 22 (the day after my birthday!), and will hopefully cheer like a giddy kid at least once.

1. “The Dark Knight”
In spite of the brawny competition from “Indy,” that one was really a no-brainer for me. Either I’ve managed to tune it out or Warner Bros. has actually resisted the urge to crassly use the late Heath Ledger to market Christopher Nolan’s flick. Besides, with a definite step up from Katie Holmes to Maggie Gyllenhaal as Rachel Dawes and the addition of Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent, I really don’t see any possible way that one can suck on July 18.

So, there you have it. Please feel free to add any I have missed, and have a perfectly pleasant Wednesday. Peace out.

Original post by Reel Fanatic