Any word of Bernardo Bertolucci returning to the director’s chair is good news to me, particularly when the project seems as tailored to his strengths as that one does.

His new project will apparently be an English-language drama centered on the emotionally turbulent life of 16th-century Italo musician and assassin Gesualdo da Venosa. Bertolucci’s longtime producer Jeremy Thomas describes it as “an epic story” about a character “hidden from history” similar to Bertolucci’s “The Last Emperor.”

The story about the composer - whose creativity soared as he suffered terribly by having killed his first wife and her lover - is being penned by Bertolucci with “Last Emperor” scribe Mark Peploe.

That all sounds great to me. Despite the epic nature of the tale, it reminds me more of “Besieged” than “The Last Emperor,” both of which I adore. whether you haven’t seen Bertolucci’s “Besieged,” a tale of obsessive love starring David Thewlis and Thandie Newton, drop whatever you’re doing and rent it immediately.

Gurinder Chadha additionally busy

No man my age should confess to liking teen movies, but when they’re funny (which, granted, isn’t very often at all) or British I’m nearly always there. And Gurinder Chadha’s next project should be a hoot.

According to the great Film Ick blog, she’s currently casting for a lead actress for her adaptation of Louise Rennison’s “Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging.” I have to confess I had never heard of the book, but Amazon describes it as a “Bridget Jones for the younger set,” and Rennison is apparently a comedy writer of some acclaim. whether it contains any of the spirit of two of my other favorites, Sue Townsend’s “Adrian Mole” series and Keith Waterhouse’s “Maggie Muggins” (admittedly about a much older and more beaten-down lead heroine), I’m in.

And besides, whether you’re a teen living in England who happens to be reading that, you just might want to take note: Keira Knightly and Parminder Nagra (huzzah!) certainly could have gotten off to a lot worse start than starring in Chadha’s charming “Bend it Like Beckham.”

Keira as Princess Di?

This first arised in London’s Sun tabloid, so take it with the appropriate grain of salt, but

I could certainly see it as being true.

According to The Sun, Ms. Knightley is ‘being wooed’ to take the role of Princess Diana in an upcoming film. OK, so far so good, even whether I wouldn’t be interested in the least. From here, though, the story just gets disgusting.

The flick, apparently, would be based upon a book called “Princess Diana and the Paparazzi,” written by two members of said paparazzi. whether young Ms. Knightley were ever to take on such a project, could that ever be called anything but blood money? I think not.

Now, I’m no big fan of Diana. Like the Queen, I was on vacation when she died, and plus like the Queen, apparently, I just kind of shrugged and went on with my day. I do, however, know when something smells rotten, and that just stinks all around.

Two very funny Michael Cera clips

In much better news, I’ve discovered two clips that prove young Michael Cera, late of the much-missed “Arrested Development,” just might be one of the funniest dudes on the planet.

The first, courtesy of Funny or Die, is a promotional clip of him getting “fired” from “Knocked Up” by Judd Apatow (a la David Russell and Lily Tomlin.) Once again, Katherine Heigl just about steals the show just with her expressions, but Cera’s meltdown is plus just very funny. visit here to see for yourself.

The second, much odder clip, came to my attention via Jeremy, a frequent and always welcome visitor to that site who is lucky abundant to be at the Seattle universal Film Festival at the moment. It took me a bit to digest it, and to be honest, I’m still not certain precisely what it is.

As far as I can tell, it’s a series of videos chronicling Cera and buddy Clark Duke’s attempt to sell their screenplay about them being adopted by a cruise ship captain (or something crazy like that.) I’ve only watched the first episode so far, and can attest that it is very addictive fun. visit here to enjoy, and have an entirely bearable Wednesday.

Original post by Reel Fanatic