A quick visit to the IMDB plus that tidbit from Comingsoon.net set my mind reeling with possibilities as to just how brilliant the final “Harry Potter” movie could really be.

As the IMDB reveals, no director has yet been named for the final installment, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.” By launching the rumor mill full-speed, Comingsoon has gotten firmly behind a name I would endorse heartily: Guillermo (not, as I write sometimes in my early-morning haze, Benicio) del Toro.

Why would that be such a perfect match? The reply should be pretty clear for anyone who has seen del Toro’s “Pan’s Labyrinth” (and whether you somehow haven’t, I can’t even start to help you.) Being about as unhip as anyone on the planet, I’ve finally started reading Rowling’s last Potter novel. So far I’ve only gotten to the wedding of Bill Weasley and Fleur De la Coeur, but I can tell already it will be probably be bloodier and even more magical than all the books that have come before it, making it tailormade for del Toro.

Interestingly, he confirmed to Comingsoon that he had been approached to possibly direct “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,” a job which eventually went to his buddy Alfonso Cuaron. Here’s what he had to say:

“They came to me once, for the third one. When I read the books before the movies were done, I always pictured Charles Dickens. They were very Dickensian. The situation of Harry Potter reminded me a lot of Pip from ‘Great Expectations.’ I saw them as deeper, more creaky, more corroded, but they were textured very differently when the first two movies came out. They were so bright and happy and full of light, that I wasn’t interested.”

“They seem to be getting eerie and darker, and I’m up to be the one who kills twenty guys. whether they come back to me, I’ll think about it.”

Please do, Guillermo. A look at his schedule with the IMDB confirms that that would indeed be pretty perfect timing. He’s currently wrapping up “Hellboy 2: The Golden Army,” which is set for a July 11, 2008, release and should just be tons of fun. After that, things get murky.

He’s listed as attached to direct two more movies, both of which, it would seem, would be easily movable whether the right offer came along. Listed after “Hellboy 2″ is “3993,” which from its description would invent a perfect del Toro movie. Based on the screenplay by Sergio G. Sanchez, it’s described as being “a ghost story about ‘the hostages left to fortune by the past’ set in 1990’s Spain and with connections with Spanish Civil War in 1939.” Bring it on.

Then, for 2010, he’s writing his own screenplay based on

H.P. Lovecraft’s “At the Mountains of Madness,” which I have to confess I haven’t read (but certainly will before that ever comes out.) The plot is described at the IMDB thusly: “A chilling recollection of an Antarctic expedition’s uncanny discoveries and their come across with untold menace in the ruins of a lost civilization.” Sounds plenty cool to me, but whether anyone has indeed read that and has any insight, please do share.

Before any of that happens, however, I’m jumping right on the del Toro-for-Harry Potter bandwagon, whether you can even shout it that yet. Dream with me, humans.

Two tidbits

Whew. That went on much longer than I had anticipated, so I’ll run through the two other things that caught my eye very quickly.

More Shelly: Before she was murdered in her New York apartment by her neighbor, Adrienne Shelly managed to direct one of the most charming movies of 2007, “Waitress,” and now it seems she plus left us another script which will soon move toward becoming a movie too. Cheryl Hines, who starred with Shelly, Keri Russell, Nathan Fillion and Andy Griffith in “Waitress,” will direct “Serious Moonlight” from a screenplay penned by Shelley. Described as a dark romantic comedy, it centers on a high-powered female attorney who learns that her husband is about to leave her for another woman, thereupon prevents him from doing so by binding him to the toilet with duct tape. The wife’s plan becomes complicated when the couple’s home is besieged by robbers. Sounds a bit eerie coming from a woman who was murdered in her own bathroom, but I’m still eager to see what will come out of that.

Kudos for “Juno”

Is it rational for me to be so psyched for a movie I’ve never seen? Probably not, but so what? I love to laugh, and Jason Reitman’s “Thank You for Smoking” made me do so harder than any other flick in 2005, and for “Juno” he’s got a dream cast to work with in Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, Jennifer Garner, J.K. Simmons, Allison Janney and even Rainn Wilson, so definitely bring it on come December. And now it’s beginning to pick up some early awards-season mojo, taking the top prize at the Rome Film Festival that past weekend. Huzzah!

Six minutes of Seinfeld’s “Bee Movie”

Speaking of funny, I have my doubts that “Bee Movie” will be, but I’ve been wrong at least once before and will be perfectly happy whether I am again now. Anyways, here’s an almost-six-minute clip to get a taste of the flick which comes out Friday (though I’ll be seeing “American Gangster” before that one, for certain.) Enjoy, and have an entirely suckfree Monday.

Original post by Reel Fanatic